That guy would make Usher look like a post-stroke Terry Wogan on the dancefloor. God I'm gonna feel bad if Wogan has a stroke now.
Not as bad as you'll feel when you stroke Wogan.
I hear his skin feels like fine suede...and his hair crinkles like brown paper. Teeth like creamy tic-tacs.
That guy would make Usher look like a post-stroke Terry Wogan on the dancefloor. God I'm gonna feel bad if Wogan has a stroke now.
ReplyDeleteNot as bad as you'll feel when you stroke Wogan.
ReplyDeleteI hear his skin feels like fine suede...and his hair crinkles like brown paper. Teeth like creamy tic-tacs.
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